Impressions

Santa: What do YOU want for Christmas, little boy?

Soren: I want a puppy and a kitty and a fishie and a new bike…

Gylfie: …What are you talking about?

Ezylryb: *grunt* *eats caterpillar*

Ripred: *grunt* *picks teeth*

Ro: Is that a burn?

Zuko: Yeah…

Ro: Cool.

Soren: …And a pony and a hamster and a mousie and a birdie…

Ravenpaw: Hello? Remember me? The one who STILL DOESN’T HAVE A NAME?

Firestar: *wakes up* Huh? Oh right, a name. Let’s see, ummmm…

Scourge: RAH! *kills Firestar however many times*

Firestar: *dies however many times*

Ravenpaw: THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE! *jumps off a cliff*

Brambleclaw: lol so firestars dead so now im the thunderclan leaderrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr- *gets killed by Scourge*

Grayfoot: Food? Me want food. And cuddles. Cuddles is good. And food.

The rest of ThunderClan: Wait a minute, both our leader and deputy are dead, so… NOW WHO WILL LEAD US?! D:

Soren: … And a baby brother and a-

Santa: SHUT UP.

Jonathan: *says something nerdy*

Faith: *calls him nerdy for saying it then does something equally nerdy*

Owl: *is an owl*

Faith: OOOHITSANOWLITSSOCUTEBECAUSEITSANOWLANDOWLSARECUTEASDFGHJKL.

Kaylee: *facepalm*

Owl: *gets freaked out and flies away*

Abby: *Minecrafting away*

Ro: *grunt*

Leo: I like fish…

 

That’s it. I know it’s short, but I can’t think of anything.

 

 

Suzanne Collins Impressions (May contain spoilers)

Okay, in case you haven’t heard of her, Suzanne Collins is one of the AWESOMEST people on earth. She wrote the Hunger Games trilogy and the Underland Chronicles series. I’ve only read the first of the Hunger Games and just finished the second of the Underland Chronicles.

Peeta: Derp. Hai Katnissss.

Katniss: Ugh.

Boots: *giggles and acts cute*

Cockroaches: *le worship*

Thresh: *punches everything*

Gregor: *also punches everything*

Boots: STOP. No hitting. *le pout*

Ripred: *sits there and picks his teeth*

Katniss: AH! GIANT RAT! *shoots Ripred*

Ripred: *casually catches arrow and picks teeth with it*

Po: You see that? It’s called being awesome. Wait, what am I doing here? *poof*

Nerissa: Heh heh, I see blue butterflies! KILL THEM ALL! Heh, heh.

Vikus: Are you all right, Nerissa?

Nerissa: Heh, I’m not Nerissa. I’m a turtle. I like turtles. Heh, turtles. *twitch*

Gregor: *backs away slowly*

Henry: Wheeeeee. I iz ebil.

Jonathan: What am I doing here? I’m not even a- *poof*

Abby: I’m just here because I heard there were nachos.

Luxa: Nah-choze?

Gregor’s dad: *mumbling about fish*

Leo: *also mumbling about fish until he realizes he’s not a Suzanne Collins character and poofs away*

Katniss: My name sure is weird.

Nori: I’m not a Suzanne Collins character. Some girl said there were nachos.

Boots: No cookies for Temp. *waggles finger*

Temp: Hates us, the princess, hates us?

Gregor: NO! *facepalm*

Temp: Hates us, the Overlander, hates us?

Gregor: *epic double-handed facepalm*

Jonathan: *epic four-handed facepalm*

Faith: YOU POOFED OUT OF EXISTENCE.

Jonathan: Wha- *re-poof*

Prim: How come YOU’RE not poofing out of existence?

Faith: Because I’m the one writing the Impressions. You’re annoying. Go away.

Prim: *poof*

Ripred: My name is weird.

Luxa: Everyone have they a weird name. Except Henry.

Henry: *wavey wavey*

Glimmer: Well, I don’t have a weird name.

Katniss: *snigger* Uh, yeah, you do.

Glimmer: …Shut up.

Foxface: lololololol i dont have a name.

Adam Young: *sings awesomely*

Prim: How come HE isn’t poofing out of existence?

Faith: BECAUSE HE’S AWESOME. SHUT UP.

Prim: *poof*

Adam Young: Wait a minute, why am I always in her Impressions?

Kaylee: Who the heck is Suzanne Collins?

Faith: You knooooooww. The one I told you about?

Kaylee: …No.

Faith: Okay, well… FORGET YOU THEN.

Kaylee: *poof*

Madge: Am I the only one here with a NORMAL name?

Luxa: No. Henry have he a normal name.

Henry: *whispering* Luxa have she a weird way of speaking.

Luxa: HEARD THAT, I DID!

Henry: *snicker*

Ares: *also snicker*

 

I cannot think of anything else.

Hope you enjoyed!

 

Moar Impressions

Happeh Thanksgiving!

Lucius Malfoy: Hai im LOOSHUS! lolol so ebil. *waves arms*

Voldemort: *facepalm*

Leo Flynn: Hi, I’m Leo!

Leo Valdez: I’m Leo, too!

Leo Cavello: I’m also Leo!

Leo Cavello II: What a coincidence! I’m Leo!

Leo Cavello III: It’s a small world we live in, huh! I’m Leo.

Leo Cavello IV: My name’s Leo, too!

Leo (from that show): Hey, MY name’s Leo! *points at camera* Is YOUR name Leo? *long pause*

Chip Krypton: Hm… Leo. DAAAD! I’m changing my name to Leo!

Mr. Cheeseman: Okay, ‘Leo’!

Jonathan: *nerding*

Faith: *geeking*

Bede: Oooo. OooEEEEEOOOOOooo. Hee hee hee.

Jonathan: *obsesses over one thing and deliberately annoys Faith and Kaylee on chat with that obsession*

Ro: *sitting in the emo corner*

Sokka: *eating bacon in the bacon-eating corner*

Michelle: *sitting in the nostalgic corner*

Troll kid: *sitting in the corner because he was bad*

Faith: *sitting in the- Oh, wait, dang, there are only four corners*

Crazy Redd: WHAT AM I, CHOPPED LIVER?

Tom Nook: Yes.

Redd: … Shut up.

Meanwhile…

K.K.: Yo.

Yoji: Yo-yo.

K.K.: Yo-yo-yo.

Yoji: Yo-yo-yo-yo.

K.K.: Yo-yo-yo-yo-yo.

Adam Young: I survived… a dreadful accideeeent…

Faith: NO YOU DIDN’T, you DIED!

Adam Young: Oh.

Leo Cavello IV: I’m a MERMAID! DD

Phineas: I’m oblivious! *wiggly wiggly*

Guy from England: *speaks English*

Guy from America: *speaks English*

Guy from Canada: *speaks French for some reason*

Yoji: Yo-yo-yo-yo-yo-yo-yo-yo-yo-yo-yo-yo-yo-yo-yo-yo-yo.

K.K.: Yo-yo-yo-yo-yo-yo-yo-yo-yo-yo-yo-yo-yo-yo-yo-yo-yo-yo.

Yoji: Yo-yo-yo-yo-yo-yo-yo-yo-yo-yo-yo-yo-yo-yo-yo-yo-yo-yo-yo.

K.K.: Yo-yo-yo- *shot*

Yoji: What the- *also shot*

Cass: NOOOOOO!

Abby: NOOOOOO!

Max-Ernest: What? *licks ice cream* *waves arms*

Meh. That’s all I can think of.

Happy Thanksgiving, everyone! Thanks for reading that, if you did!

 

 

 

Impressions

Phineas: I’m oblivious to everything but PERRY! Where’s that adorable little monotreme?

*dooby dooby doobah…*

Dr. Flynn: I’m oblivious to everything but MY CHILDREN! AAAAAUGGGH!

Leo: Hehe *blows something up* hehe *injures self* hehe *does other things*

Vincent: And now…. I TAKE OVER THE WORLD! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA-

Dr. Flynn: CLEAN YOUR ROOM!

Vincent: … Fine.

Buzz: Dude.

Isabella: I <3 YOU, PHINEAS!

Phineas: I… less-than-three you too… I guess…

Isabella: Hrmph.

Phineas: *wave arms*

Vincent: *finishes cleaning room* Okay, NOW I take over the world! MUHAHAHAHA-

Dr. Flynn: VINCENT!

Vincent: WHAT?!

Dr. Flynn: SHOVING EVERYTHING UNDER THE BED IS NOT CLEANING!

Vincent: *groan*

Leo: Has anyone seen my pants?

That’s all for now!

Impressions CAUTION: Inside jokes

Some of you may remember this from my old blog! For those who don’t, let me explain.

Impressions are basically what I think of certain characters and people. That’s it.

LET US BEGIN!

Phineas: Hi, guys! I’m oblivious to all my surroundings! *waves arms*

Ferb: *facepalm*

Isabella: *also facepalm*

Ravenpaw: Happyplacehappyplacehappyplacehappyplacehappyplace….X(

Sokka: EBQITC (Eating Bacon Quietly In The Corner)

Resetti: RRRRRAAAAAAAAAAARRRGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!! *kills everything*

Ravenpaw: Happyplacehappyplacehappyplacehappyplacehappyplacehappyplace…

Firestar: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! *running in circles*

Jamie Hyneman: :E (JamieFace)

Cloudtail: Mousebrains. All of you. Mousebrains.

Faith, Abby, and Kaylee: *giggling over inside jokes*

Adam Young: I’D LIKE TO MAKE MYSELF BELIIIIIIIEEEEEEVE…

Ravenpaw: Happyplacehappyhappyplacehappyplacehappyplacehappyplacehappyplacehappyplacehappyplace…

Jonathan: Germangermangermangermangerman?

Faith: O.o Uhhhhh…

Vincent: Muhahahahaha… I isht so evil nine-year-old.

Abby: *Minecrafting*

Catholic:YAAAAAAAAAAY! EVERYTHING IS JUST WONDERFUL! NYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYAN!

Ravenpaw: Happyplacehappyplacehappyplacehappyplacehappyplace…

Hawkfrost: SHUT UP! *kills Ravenpaw*

Baljeet: Mathmathmathmathmath! Haha, mathmathmathmath.

Faith: *holds up a knife* Tell me your secrets, Ferb!

Ferb: OKAYFINE, I was lip syncing in Backyard Beach! DON’T KILL ME!

Phineas: You LIED to me?!?

Person: *cuts Adam Young*

Adam Young: *bleeds* Huh, I was right.

Percy Jackson: *dances uncontrollably*

Rachel: *waves arms obliviously*

Jason: What’s going on? Who are you people? WHAT IS THIS PLACE?

Piper: I’M YOUR GIRLFRIEND!

Grayfoot: *sleeps on the keyboard*

That’s about it.

Bai-bai!