The Sky?

Abby and I realized that it’s hard to say “the sky” and not accidentally say “this guy.”

So, we started thinking of things that say “the sky” and replacing it with “this guy.”

For example:

This guy’s the limit!

Why is this guy blue?

Light up this guy, shy violet angel eyes.

If I was flying on a plane above your town, and you were gazing at this guy…

Look! Up in this guy!

It just fell out of this guy, I don’t know where it came from.

 

That’s all I can think of, but comment if you can think of any!

I suppose this goes in Mishearings?

Mishearings

I’m sorry to be a spoilsport, but your evil nanny doessn’t work at Pizza Princess.
You’ve got a problem with that greenheaded goul.
I guess Grandpa was wearing pants?
That’s why it’s seven-thirty. In the morning.
L-A-S. Sanez.
I just hope to explode when you open the door!
That’s what neighborships former!
Well, I’m going to make my OWN checklist! You haven’t even seen one before!
But it was as bad as Tony the Baptist.
He’d rock the surname!
George was so suprised that he made a rotten for them.
But it was a scoofa!
A sporty flavor!
Stay here, Felly.
Oh. That’s pot.
Handle?
Well, NOW we have to fill these barge-ins.
Since I insult it m’self!
He just turned it to sci-fi.
How much fun it was to play in the wicked snow!
But I like fires!
Ice. It was cold and juicy.
He needed something else to eat.
This mug was too dusty.
When it comes to mud, these two have the Final Fantasy!
Making a salty snowman was harder than it looked.
Bein’ scared makes the front Eli.
Imagine how much growls we can make!
It was too seepy.
Oh, I get it! You’re aging with sand!