My birthday!

Today I’m a full year older!

To celebrate my birthday, next week I’m going to have a HUNGER GAMES/COOKIE (Yes, cookie) PARTY!

If you have no idea what I’m talking about, which you probably do, I’ll tell you,

Ahem,

The Hunger Games part: WE’RE GOING TO THE MOOOOVIEEEE! YAAAAAY!

The cookie part: I like cookies! I’m having a cookie-cake (WITH THE MOCKINGJAY ON IT!) and I’m going to bake some cookies, too.

If you STILL have no idea what I’m talking about, The Hunger Games is a series (a trilogy, in fact) by the most awesome person in the world, Suzanne Collins. You don’t know what kind of book you like until you read The Hunger Games.

Here’s a link.

ANYWAY, I’m trying to reread all three books before the movie, which isn’t a problem for me, I read fast. I’m in the middle of Catching Fire right now. (Just met Finnick)

Obviously, I’m totally, completely, incurably obsessed with this series. And, before you ask, my favourite character is Haymitch.

I have nothing else to say right now, so…

Happy Hunger Games!

And may the odds be ever in you favor!

Changing the subject

The most frustrating thing in my life is being able to draw animals well enough to make up my own and draw them convincingly, but then filling up ten pages of my sketchbook with scratched-out attempts at the same human. I can’t even draw manga.

Quite frustrating.

I’m also very picky about pencils. To the point where I won’t even USE a pencil unless it’s Ticonderoga brand. I’m picky about everything, really. I like my pizza to have stretchy, melty cheese and juicy sauce. I retie both my shoes if one isn’t tight enough. I read first person books set either in the future or in a different world. I refuse to wear anything that’s any shade of pink. I could go on.

I’ve been called by a lot of people (including yours truly) the pickiest person in the world. I’ve also been called a hipster. And I don’t disagree with that, either.

I doubt you’ve heard of Poko Lambro, or Andy McKee, or Audiomachine, or Two Steps From Hell, and I doubt you’ve heard any Owl City besides Fireflies, or any Foster The People besides Pumped Up Kicks.

I’m really just writing down thoughts as I think them. How come I can write so well about myself, but fail at writing about anything else?

Quite frustrating.

By the way, if you want to know anything about any kind of bird, I will happily go on about them for two hours.

Why is it that I talk to people only when they ask me a question, but pour out everything on my blog?

Anyone who knows what autism is would probably know I have it.

This is starting not to make any sense. I should stop.

I’m off to fangirl about The Hunger games and doodle the characters obsessively.

Au revoir, mon amis!

 

Suzanne Collins Impressions (May contain spoilers)

Okay, in case you haven’t heard of her, Suzanne Collins is one of the AWESOMEST people on earth. She wrote the Hunger Games trilogy and the Underland Chronicles series. I’ve only read the first of the Hunger Games and just finished the second of the Underland Chronicles.

Peeta: Derp. Hai Katnissss.

Katniss: Ugh.

Boots: *giggles and acts cute*

Cockroaches: *le worship*

Thresh: *punches everything*

Gregor: *also punches everything*

Boots: STOP. No hitting. *le pout*

Ripred: *sits there and picks his teeth*

Katniss: AH! GIANT RAT! *shoots Ripred*

Ripred: *casually catches arrow and picks teeth with it*

Po: You see that? It’s called being awesome. Wait, what am I doing here? *poof*

Nerissa: Heh heh, I see blue butterflies! KILL THEM ALL! Heh, heh.

Vikus: Are you all right, Nerissa?

Nerissa: Heh, I’m not Nerissa. I’m a turtle. I like turtles. Heh, turtles. *twitch*

Gregor: *backs away slowly*

Henry: Wheeeeee. I iz ebil.

Jonathan: What am I doing here? I’m not even a- *poof*

Abby: I’m just here because I heard there were nachos.

Luxa: Nah-choze?

Gregor’s dad: *mumbling about fish*

Leo: *also mumbling about fish until he realizes he’s not a Suzanne Collins character and poofs away*

Katniss: My name sure is weird.

Nori: I’m not a Suzanne Collins character. Some girl said there were nachos.

Boots: No cookies for Temp. *waggles finger*

Temp: Hates us, the princess, hates us?

Gregor: NO! *facepalm*

Temp: Hates us, the Overlander, hates us?

Gregor: *epic double-handed facepalm*

Jonathan: *epic four-handed facepalm*

Faith: YOU POOFED OUT OF EXISTENCE.

Jonathan: Wha- *re-poof*

Prim: How come YOU’RE not poofing out of existence?

Faith: Because I’m the one writing the Impressions. You’re annoying. Go away.

Prim: *poof*

Ripred: My name is weird.

Luxa: Everyone have they a weird name. Except Henry.

Henry: *wavey wavey*

Glimmer: Well, I don’t have a weird name.

Katniss: *snigger* Uh, yeah, you do.

Glimmer: …Shut up.

Foxface: lololololol i dont have a name.

Adam Young: *sings awesomely*

Prim: How come HE isn’t poofing out of existence?

Faith: BECAUSE HE’S AWESOME. SHUT UP.

Prim: *poof*

Adam Young: Wait a minute, why am I always in her Impressions?

Kaylee: Who the heck is Suzanne Collins?

Faith: You knooooooww. The one I told you about?

Kaylee: …No.

Faith: Okay, well… FORGET YOU THEN.

Kaylee: *poof*

Madge: Am I the only one here with a NORMAL name?

Luxa: No. Henry have he a normal name.

Henry: *whispering* Luxa have she a weird way of speaking.

Luxa: HEARD THAT, I DID!

Henry: *snicker*

Ares: *also snicker*

 

I cannot think of anything else.

Hope you enjoyed!

 

Things I’m obsessed with

I don’t know, I was bored.

Owl City

Disabled kittens

Cats (in general)

Owls (in general)

Pencils

Drawing (EVERYTHING! DRAW EVERYTHING!)

My characters (of which I have many)

Writing

Singing

Pop music

Country-pop music

Synthpop music

Instrumental music

Music (in general)

Fancy Pants (it is a video game)

 

I can’t think of anything else.

Buhbainao.

I just noticed something…

If you say the name “Gabe Akers” fast enough,

It sounds like “Gay Bakers”.

 

 

…That’s it.

Moar Impressions

Happeh Thanksgiving!

Lucius Malfoy: Hai im LOOSHUS! lolol so ebil. *waves arms*

Voldemort: *facepalm*

Leo Flynn: Hi, I’m Leo!

Leo Valdez: I’m Leo, too!

Leo Cavello: I’m also Leo!

Leo Cavello II: What a coincidence! I’m Leo!

Leo Cavello III: It’s a small world we live in, huh! I’m Leo.

Leo Cavello IV: My name’s Leo, too!

Leo (from that show): Hey, MY name’s Leo! *points at camera* Is YOUR name Leo? *long pause*

Chip Krypton: Hm… Leo. DAAAD! I’m changing my name to Leo!

Mr. Cheeseman: Okay, ‘Leo’!

Jonathan: *nerding*

Faith: *geeking*

Bede: Oooo. OooEEEEEOOOOOooo. Hee hee hee.

Jonathan: *obsesses over one thing and deliberately annoys Faith and Kaylee on chat with that obsession*

Ro: *sitting in the emo corner*

Sokka: *eating bacon in the bacon-eating corner*

Michelle: *sitting in the nostalgic corner*

Troll kid: *sitting in the corner because he was bad*

Faith: *sitting in the- Oh, wait, dang, there are only four corners*

Crazy Redd: WHAT AM I, CHOPPED LIVER?

Tom Nook: Yes.

Redd: … Shut up.

Meanwhile…

K.K.: Yo.

Yoji: Yo-yo.

K.K.: Yo-yo-yo.

Yoji: Yo-yo-yo-yo.

K.K.: Yo-yo-yo-yo-yo.

Adam Young: I survived… a dreadful accideeeent…

Faith: NO YOU DIDN’T, you DIED!

Adam Young: Oh.

Leo Cavello IV: I’m a MERMAID! DD

Phineas: I’m oblivious! *wiggly wiggly*

Guy from England: *speaks English*

Guy from America: *speaks English*

Guy from Canada: *speaks French for some reason*

Yoji: Yo-yo-yo-yo-yo-yo-yo-yo-yo-yo-yo-yo-yo-yo-yo-yo-yo.

K.K.: Yo-yo-yo-yo-yo-yo-yo-yo-yo-yo-yo-yo-yo-yo-yo-yo-yo-yo.

Yoji: Yo-yo-yo-yo-yo-yo-yo-yo-yo-yo-yo-yo-yo-yo-yo-yo-yo-yo-yo.

K.K.: Yo-yo-yo- *shot*

Yoji: What the- *also shot*

Cass: NOOOOOO!

Abby: NOOOOOO!

Max-Ernest: What? *licks ice cream* *waves arms*

Meh. That’s all I can think of.

Happy Thanksgiving, everyone! Thanks for reading that, if you did!

 

 

 

The Sky?

Abby and I realized that it’s hard to say “the sky” and not accidentally say “this guy.”

So, we started thinking of things that say “the sky” and replacing it with “this guy.”

For example:

This guy’s the limit!

Why is this guy blue?

Light up this guy, shy violet angel eyes.

If I was flying on a plane above your town, and you were gazing at this guy…

Look! Up in this guy!

It just fell out of this guy, I don’t know where it came from.

 

That’s all I can think of, but comment if you can think of any!

I suppose this goes in Mishearings?

I am 100% mentally ill.

[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for “hurting” you.
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[ ] You have run into a tree/bush.
[ ] You have been called a blonde.
TOTAL : 4

[ ] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[ ] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[ ] You just sang them to make sure.
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.
TOTAL: 2

[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it.
[x]You type with three fingers or less.
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.
TOTAL: 3

[ ] You have fallen asleep in class.
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[x] You are often told to use your ‘inside voice’.
TOTAL: 4

[x] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[x] You have eaten a bug accidentally.
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it.
[x] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.
TOTAL: 4

[ ] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don’t.
[x] You break a lot of things.
[x] You tilt your head when you’re confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[x] When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[x] The word “um” is used frequently.
[x] You don’t know what “um” means.
[x] You say “what” and “huh” a lot.
[x] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.
TOTAL: 8

GRAND TOTAL: 25

NOW, take your total, and multiply it by 4.

and re-post as: I am _____% Mentally I’ll.

The Magic Hat

Once upon a time, not too long ago, there was a boy. That boy’s name was Egbert. Egbert didn’t like his name much, so he just went by Eg. Now, that sounded weird as well, but it was the best name he could think of.

While Eg was out for a walk, he found an old hat laying on the ground. Usually he wouldn’t pay attention to this kind of thing, but he seemed to be drawn to the hat. It was a very nice hat, he thought. He felt himself reaching towards the hat until he was holding it. Then he put it on his head. He kept walking, then realized he was wearing a hat. Where did this hat come from? Eg thought. He didn’t remember putting the hat on, for it was a a magic hat.

The magic hat allowed Eg to see into the future, read people’s thoughts, and other various mystical qualities. Once he figured this out, Eg never took the hat off again.

The end.

The Sandwich

The monster was eating a peanut butter and caribou sandwich when it happened.

What happened, you ask? I’ll tell you. This is what happened:

So there was the monster, happily eating his peanut butter and caribou sandwich, when, quite suddenly, a THING jumped out from behind the bushes! The monster hadn’t seen anything like it. It was quite small, only five feet tall, had NO fur, NO claws, NO horns, not even a nice pair of wings! The monster widened its eyes in horror at the creature.

“Who are you?” he asked, dropping his sandwich.

The creature spoke in a high-pitched, jabbering language in which the monster could not understand. Before the monster could say anything else, the thing screeched and sprinted away.

The monster stared after it. Then he shrugged, picked up his sandwich and dusted it off, and pretended nothing happened.

The end.