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Santa: What do YOU want for Christmas, little boy?

Soren: I want a puppy and a kitty and a fishie and a new bike…

Gylfie: …What are you talking about?

Ezylryb: *grunt* *eats caterpillar*

Ripred: *grunt* *picks teeth*

Ro: Is that a burn?

Zuko: Yeah…

Ro: Cool.

Soren: …And a pony and a hamster and a mousie and a birdie…

Ravenpaw: Hello? Remember me? The one who STILL DOESN’T HAVE A NAME?

Firestar: *wakes up* Huh? Oh right, a name. Let’s see, ummmm…

Scourge: RAH! *kills Firestar however many times*

Firestar: *dies however many times*

Ravenpaw: THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE! *jumps off a cliff*

Brambleclaw: lol so firestars dead so now im the thunderclan leaderrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr- *gets killed by Scourge*

Grayfoot: Food? Me want food. And cuddles. Cuddles is good. And food.

The rest of ThunderClan: Wait a minute, both our leader and deputy are dead, so… NOW WHO WILL LEAD US?! D:

Soren: … And a baby brother and a-

Santa: SHUT UP.

Jonathan: *says something nerdy*

Faith: *calls him nerdy for saying it then does something equally nerdy*

Owl: *is an owl*

Faith: OOOHITSANOWLITSSOCUTEBECAUSEITSANOWLANDOWLSARECUTEASDFGHJKL.

Kaylee: *facepalm*

Owl: *gets freaked out and flies away*

Abby: *Minecrafting away*

Ro: *grunt*

Leo: I like fish…

 

That’s it. I know it’s short, but I can’t think of anything.

 

 

There’s a fire going, and I find myself staring into it. Memories rush through my brain, of flames, of pain, of death. Screams. Horrible screams.

“Mama?” I felt agonizing pain all the way down my arm. “MAMA!!”

I clutch my head in my hands, I don’t want to remember.

Smoldering coals collapsed on top of me. Burns. Burns all over. I heard sirens. Terrible scents filled me. I could hardly breathe.

Make it stop! I start to rock back and forth. They keep coming.

My mother’s face enters my mind. Why? Why did her beautiful face have to be acsociated with such pain?

Cuts. Cuts and burns. I felt someone pick me up out of this pile of coals. It hurt, but who am I to complain?

“Where’s Mama?” I heard myself whimper.

“Your mommy’s fine,” the man who held me said, but I knew she wasn’t.

Stop it, stop it. That was ten years ago. But the memories keep flooding back.

The man brought me out of the bonfire that used to be my house. I took in a huge breath of the cold, fresh, November air. My burnt arm hung limply at my side.

“What happened?” I remember my grandfather asking before I blacked out.

Then reality hits me in the face. I gasp for air. Everything is blurry and I’m dizzy with emotion. I sway a bit and then everything goes black.

Well, then…

Played Portal. Hated it. Too nerve-wracking. I don’t like video games.

Don’t hate me! I’ll still like your nerdy Portal jokes! (you know who you are…)

Stare

I tend to stare a lot. Especially when I’m the only one who sees someone.

We were out in the backyard the other day, and I happened to be up high when our neighbor came out of his house to shut his dog up. I was just staring at him, but it might have looked a little menacing, because he kept glancing back at me as if my gaze sent chills up his spine.

His looks were what I would call goth-ish. Spiky mohawk  that’s green on the top but then fades into a dark black, tattoo-covered arms and back, and black skinny jeans.

You see, when I stare, I’m not really meaning to, just studying people. And, sometimes, those I study are either perfect looks for new characters, or look just like the ones that already exist.

And I don’t just stare at people, I stare at animals, too. Mostly cats. They stare back. I like that.

I’m sorry if I’m confusing you, I’m different from many people. I’m hard to understand.

Fearful glancing is one response, staring back is another. I like it when they stare back. Those who stare back usually end up my friends.

They might fear my gaze because of my eye color. Eyes my color always looked scary to me, and the hugeness doesn’t help.

This is the part where you look at me in disbelief because you just found out how odd I am.

Happy New Year!

IT’S 2012! THE WORLD IS GOING TO END!

No, I don’t think so.

Anyhoo, happy New Year, everyone! My New Year’s resolution is not to have a New Year’s resolution. I’m doing pretty good so far.

We went to a pizza restaurant last night (which we rarely do, due to the family of eight) and looked at some epic Christmas lights

At the restaurant it seemed to be a requirement that all employees have really awesome hair. There was a man with, as Trixie happily pointed out, bright green hair. There was also a guy who had hair so long that we couldn’t see his face.

I don’t really have anything else to say.

What’s your New Year’s resolution?

Destiny: Chapter One

Chapter one

The dragon attacked.

The knight used the best weapon he had, but was still no match for the ferocious beast. The dragon used his fire breath, the knight’s armor was left charred. He was already half as strong as he was when he started.

“Help me!” He called weakly. Immediately he was aided by his friend, an elf who was also using his best weapon.

“Take THAT, beast!”

The dragon swatted the elf away as if it were a pesky fly, leaving the knight to attack it until the elf recovered.  As soon as he took one step towards the dragon, it hit him with its tail.

The elf limped back, bleeding from the leg, knowing that if the dragon attacked him with fire, he would be dead.

“For MythHaven!” The elf raised his dagger defiantly. But, unfourtunately, what he hoped would not happen did. The dragon attacked him with fire, leaving a well-cooked elf laying dead on the ground.

The knight had one last chance of winning, the health potion was given to him by a sorcerer long ago, he was told only to use it in an emergency. He quickly drained the bottle. He felt warmth, in his chest first, which then spread throughout his entire body. He was strong again.

He approached the ememy determinedly. “For the king!” He said.

He hit the dragon on the top of its head with his sword. The dragon simply shook it off and swiped at the knight with claws so sharp that they tore through his armor like a blade through paper.

He clutched his stomach. He was hurt, but still had the strength to move on.  He tore at the dragon, attacking its middle. It screeched in pain and then decided to eat the knight, armor and all. Once it was sure there were no other warriors come to attack it, the dragon curled up and went back to sleep.

* * *

“AAAAAUUUGH!” Groaned Chance in frustration. “I can NEVER beat that thing!” He threw the video game controller to the floor.

“We need more people,” advised Kevin, pushing his glasses up on his nose. “That way it’ll be, y’know, easier to kill.”

“Kal could probably do it,” Chance said. “She’s good at video games.”

Kevin nodded.

There was a knock at the door. “Boys?” Mrs. Rowntree’s voice came from the other side. “Are you okay in there?”

“She must have heard you scream.” Kevin deduced.

“We’re fine, Mom!” Chance shouted back.

“Okay, just checking.” They heard her footsteps as she walked away.

“I think she’s gone.” Kevin said.

They again heard the sound of two women gabbling away downstairs.

“Yeah,” Kevin sat back down. “She’s gone.”

The sat there for a moment.

“Wanna play again?” Kevin grinned at his best friend.

Chance smiled. “Okay.”

And off they went. Hours went by. There was another knock at the door, and this time it was Mrs. Suzuki that poked her head in.

“Why don’t you two go outside?” she suggested, smiling. “It’s a beautiful day.”

“Sure, Mom.” Kevin said quite suddenly, as if keeping Chance from answering. “Be right there.”

Mrs. Suzuki smiled warmly and then closed the door.

“What was that about?” Chance asked.

“You don’t want to disagree with my mother.”

“Ah.”

Kevin got up. “Let’s go, then!”

They went in Chance’s backyard because it just so happened that it didn’t have a fence, and connected to a forest.

“Don’t go too far!” Mrs. Rowntree warned.

“Sure, Mom!” Chance called back.

They went right into the forest.

“So you really think Kal could beat it?” Kevin asked after a while of walking.

“I’ve seen her beat bosses twice as strong!”

“How do you know they were twice as stong?’

“Because she said they were twice as strong.”

“Why are you trusting Kal?’

Chance thought about this, and made a mental note to ask Kal if it was true.

“Ever notice how, when you’re really quiet, you realize stuff?” Kevin asked, changing the subject completely. “Like, I just realized that my feet hurt, or I just realized how long we’ve been walking, or I just realized that…”

He trailed off, looking around him. Somewhere, they heard an owl screech.
“We’re lost.” He squeaked.

“We’re not lost,” Chance objected.

“Then WHERE ARE WE?” demanded Kevin.

There was a pause. “I don’t know.” Chance admitted after a while.

Another owl called.

“Well, that’s just terrific!” Kevin said, angrily.

“Hey, it’s not MY fault,” Chance retorted. “YOU’RE the one who wanted to come out here!”

More owls.

“Oh-ho-ho-ho, we’re DEAD.” Kevin whined. “We’re gonna die in here, we’re dead.”
Chance rolled his eyes. Kevin was whimpering, “We’re dead, we’re dead,” over and over again.

Owls of all different kinds were calling now. You couldn’t leave it unnoticed.

Chance was starting to get suspicious. “You hear that?” he asked.

Kevin listened. An arrow whizzed by, just missing Chance’s ear.

“Wha-?” Chance started to ask, but got attacked by a human shape wearing a mask who bound his hands behind his back.

The man called into the trees, an owl call, and around thirty other figures showed themselves.

“Kevin?” Chance was obviously afraid.

“What?” Kevin said.

“We’re lost.”

HEY, EVERYONE!

WHO WANTS ME TO POST THE FIRST CHAPTER OF DESTINY? :D

WELL I DON’T CARE WHAT YOU WANT, I’M POSTING THE FIRST CHAPTER AND THERE’S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT!

ohoholookiewhatisthis?

An ACTUAL Christmas post! Sorry it took so dang long, I had to go to a Christmas party that was on St. Stephen’s Day.

Time for presents!

I got an awesome Owl City T-shirt and so did Kaylee. We were going to wear them to the party and compare them, but then we saw each other and discovered that we had the same shirt!

A sparklyshiny owl necklace with a clock. By far one of my favourites.

A little shoulder purse with an owl pattern on it. (OMGITSSOCUTEWITHTHELITTLEEYESANDTHELITTLEFEET)

Oil pastels and a pad to draw with them on.

A creeper T-shirt that says “Creepers gonna creep.”

A book series called Guardians of Ga’Hoole that I’ve been dying to read.

And my favourite…

*drumroll*

PRISMACOLORS!

PENCILS! CLOLOUR BLENDERS! FANCY SHARPENERS!

THEY’RE PRISMACOLOR PENCILS! THEY’RE WHAT I WANTED!

YAAAAAAAY! *explodes*

 

Ahem. I’m a pencil geek fanatic.

Anyway, I got more than that, I just listed a few things.

I’m going to go play with my pencils, now.

 

BYEEEE!

Christmas Eve Eve

Yup, it’s the day before Christmas Eve, making it Christmas Eve Eve.

I’m not talking about many presents because everyone I got presents for reads this blog. I AM, however, going to say that I’m making dairy-free cookies for my grandmother’s Christmas party because my little cousin Finn (who can’t read so why would he read my blog?) is lactose intolerant. I’m using coconut oil to replace the butter, we tested out this recipe. It was awesome.

So… Surprise, Finn!

Mehwy Kwissmuss, evewywun!

Artist

What would your reaction be if I told you I was an artist?

The most common is:

“Could I look at some of your work?”

I show them my sketchbook.

“Could you draw me?”

So there I am, stuck there with a sketchbook under my arm and a pencil behind my ear. People seem to think I can just whip out a pad and pencil and draw whatever, but I can’t. Those who can are not pure artists.

A pure artist pays attention to his surroundings. Those who think they’re artists look at something once and draw from memory.

Now, I’m just talking about drawing. Anyone can be an abstract artist.

The point is:

QUIT WITH THE “DRAW ME! DRAW ME!” SERIOUSLY, IT’S ANNOYING.

 

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